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Things You Have To Do In Bed

Things You Have To Do In Bed   1-Take Some Initiative: Don’t just do what you know is going to get me off. Have fun, show me what you like to do to me. Don’t simply go through the motions.  2- Kiss Something Besides My Mouth: My lips are like one percent of me; your kiss feels good on the other 99 percent.  3-Take All Your Clothes Off: Shirt, shoes, no service. I want it off. I want it all off!   4- Make Some Noise: You don’t have to impersonate R. Kelly, but please let me know when and where I’m pleasing you.  5- Watch The Hair: Unless you’re pulling it intentionally, please don’t pin my hair down accidentally. It hurts and I don’t want to ruin the mood by complaining about it.   6- Look Me In The Eye: We don’t have to lock eyes forever, but a solid check-in makes me feel desired and gives me the chance to flash you a sexy look.  7- Focus On The Sweet Action: Don’t be high-five-ing yourself in the mirror, writing your grocery list in your head, etc. I’m